Translation: No Flamers

The Washington Post reports that the local shaman thinks the Vatican has left some, um, wiggle room in the "No Gays" sign they posted on the door of their top-secret, boys-only clubhouse.

Me, I find it interesting that in their quest for celibate priests, they bar men who know they're gay, while admitting men who aren't, but still have practiced gay sex. Wouldn't CHOOSING to commit an act the Bible calls an abomination be worse than simply having a biologically programmed inclination to be gay?

But then, I guess that's about as meaningful as debating D&D's rules on hit points or something.