Thursday, September 01, 2005

Mr. Bill for President

On "Good Morning America" today, Pres. Bush said "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees."

Well, it was anticipated by Scientific American. But we know how the president feels about science.

And it was anticipated by National Geographic (via DailyKos). But we know how the president feels about geography.

And it was even anticipated by his own agency, the Federal Emergency Management Agency. But we know how the president feels about FEMA.

But not only did all those disparate sources anticipate something Pres. Bush today said "no one" had, the New Orleans flood was actually also anticipated by Mr. Bill, the clay puppet best known for his appearances on Saturday Night Live. In a campaign originally billed as "Mr. Bill's America's Wetland World Tour," the puppet, in this short film, not only warns of the flooding, but explains why prevention of flooding relies so heavily on the very wetlands that Pres. Bush has allowed to disappear due not only to erosion, but active development. In other words, we'd be better off with an ACTUAL joke of a president.

9 comments:

Steven said...

Once again Jonathan, You've delivered great "goods"--or should I say "bads" on this administration's utter incompetence!
Thanks for adding another intelligent, informed voice that pushes back against the stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance that is continually "preached" on the right--and new or not--your voice will rapidly rise to the top!
It's rare when I link blog posts to my own--but once again, I'm linking your page in a post at APM and want to again express a gracious thank you for your efforts here!
Keep fighting the good fight!

Anonymous said...

I hate you liberels! Swin and pigs all of you. If you had the corage you'd stand up for our prezidemt in this time of troble.

Gory, Gory Alleluia!

Earle Swervington,
Shithead, Texas

Anonymous said...

Can the previous "comment" be a sarcastic joke? Can anyone that ignorant actually think he as made a valid point? If I couldn't spell, I wouldn't write anything for public view until I did a spell check. If I couldn't sing I sure would go in a public place and sing, it makes you look like a fool.

Anonymous said...

That stupid ass guitar playing vacationing monkey IS the disaster, you repukes can choke on your piece of crap.

Anonymous said...

well in the ignorant idiots defense maybe he's really old or from some secluded part of the world that still uses Oulde english for indeed in the time of chaucer it was "corage"

Anonymous said...

Considering that he said he was from "shithead, texas" I think its safe to say that he was joking.

Stithmeister said...

I like the post indeedy. I agree with the larsenous fellow writing the blog.

Perhaps the it's pronounced like "shu-teed" Texas. Just a thought.

Yes, the current administration is absolutely repugnant.

Anonymous said...

Someone says "gory gory" instead of "glory glory" and signs it shithead Texas and you have to ask if its satire!!??
Hey folks lets not fergit the President made the supreme sacrifice for the nation...he cut his vacation time short...

( Do I have to explain THAT TOO is meant as satire?

Anonymous said...

How is the fact that the Mayor failed to follow his own evacuation plan, failed to have the superdome prepared with food and water as a evacaution center (also in the plan) and failed to use the bus fleet to remove people (also in the plan) the President, FEMA, and the Federal Goverenments fault?

How is the fact the Governor had supplies and repair crews turned back at the edges of the city by the State Troopers the Feds fault?

How is the fact that the Governor failed to call up the National Guard and direct them to do anything the Presidents fault?

When the first responders aren't City Fire and Police or State Guard you've got a problem.

Why didn't the neighboring States have theses problems?

So far I have seen answers to all these questions but not from liberals.

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